Cockcroah-Fighter vs Cockroaches!!

Darn it! Darn it! Stupid cockroaches roamed in my room at 1 something in the morning!! What the heck!! Want to know what happened? Here goes my real life story as 'Jiahui, the cockroach-fighter'! *salute*

This picture is for illustration purposes, it's not drawn according to ratio.

Last night, I went to bed early la, at about 11sth. I thought la I can have a good sleep till the next morning. I was sleeping on my roomie's bed, super nice la coz it's under the fan. Mana tahu, my cell leader sms-ed at 1.20am, telling me about the arrangement to church. OK la, after that I wanted to go to the bathroom. Well, when I was near the bathroom, I saw one black thing on the floor near the cabinets. It registered straight to my blur and half-awake mind that IT IS A DARN-STUPID-FREAKY-HUGE COCKROACH(this is cockroach number 1, by the way)!!! I quickly switched on the light. On my mind: Should I use my slipper and give it one bang and smash it die die? Or should I spray it with Ridsect? Oh well ,after contemplating for less than 5 seconds, I took the Ridsect and sprayed teruk-teruk onto it's upper part(that's what my mum taught me: In order not to waste the Ridsect, you spray on it's upper part so that it will die faster and you don't need to spray somemore).

Then, the stupid cockroach number 1 ran underneath my roomie's bed. I was like, "Shucks man, come out you darn thing!". And I violated my mum's teaching and wasted a bit more Ridsect again. It struggled and I used the broom to dig it out. It was half dead. With the broom in hand, I gave it a hard blow on its head. On my mind, I was thinking "See la, come and mess with me again, stupid thing."

Alright, after sweeping the stupid cockroach number 1 into the drainage hole outside of the room, I went back to my room, feeling SATISFIED coz it's dead and I can now go to bed. I placed the broom back to its original place. Guess what??! There's another black thing moving around in the corner where we put our brooms, shoes.. yada yada..

What the heck!! How come there's another one here?! Again, cockroach-fighter in action! I sprayed on the cockroach number 2. It's so big, man! It went up and down the box of shoes, in and out of my shoes somemore, darn it! I stood there, waited for a few minutes, looking at it roaming in and out my shoes, der! After that I decided to use the broom stick to take out all the shoes from the box. The cockroach was there and it flapped its wings. I was like, "Ya man, don't you ever fly to my face, I tell you!"

Haih, of coz I sprayed on it teruk-teruk again la. The stupid thing struggled in the box and I kicked the stupid box to the rubbish bin outside of my room. Well, to make sure that it dies, I went back to my room, put down the Ridsect, took the mug on the table and went to fetch one whole cup of hot water, and poured the hot water at the dying cockroach. On my mind : Die die die die die.... you darn cockroach! Finally it stopped moving. *Muahahaha....*

Well, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! And it's already 1.40am. I killed 2 cockroaches in one night. And that's enough! I don't hope to see anymore cockroaches!

Oh by the way, in the end, I climbed up my double decker bed and slept on my own bed. Duh..